LESSONS LEARNED FROM BRIDGES BURNED

DONT LET THE WORLD BEAT YOU DOWN

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

True, but why is the dude who hits the wall trying to lick the other dude’s shoulder?

(Source: vinebox, via renegade-legion)

Baltimore smells like hot garbage today.

Baltimore smells like hot garbage today.

All day err day. #cat  #cats

All day err day. #cat #cats

This cat doesn’t drink out of bowls. She dips her paw in, then licks her paw. Like her fur is a Brita filter. #cats #wtfrudoin

This cat doesn’t drink out of bowls. She dips her paw in, then licks her paw. Like her fur is a Brita filter. #cats #wtfrudoin

#tbt to exactly one year before my dad cloned me, Jan ‘87. #jvb

#tbt to exactly one year before my dad cloned me, Jan ‘87. #jvb

This was $2.50 at Giant. Needless to say, I bought two. Because I’m an adult.

This was $2.50 at Giant. Needless to say, I bought two. Because I’m an adult.

Whoopi is definitely my #wcw today.
#cat

Whoopi is definitely my #wcw today.
#cat

So I nod, blink, recite Casual Joke 273-B, take a breath, blink, wait eight point four seconds for a response,
blink, respond with a comment about the sports, then enter subroutine Theta-4. #jvb

So I nod, blink, recite Casual Joke 273-B, take a breath, blink, wait eight point four seconds for a response,
blink, respond with a comment about the sports, then enter subroutine Theta-4. #jvb

Mic checks! #legallyblonde #theater #musical

Mic checks! #legallyblonde #theater #musical